it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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