? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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