Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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