using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
