butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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