She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Michael Bay diarrhea
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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