i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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