who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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