I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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