There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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