Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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