You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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