took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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