be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I deserve this hangover.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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