so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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