you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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