She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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