I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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