Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I could make wine with my vomit
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
How's work?
Spinning.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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