So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dicks are not precious.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
