If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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