their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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