so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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