areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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