White coat. Heels.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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