I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.