sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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