Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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