Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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