When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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