I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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