Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You don't make any sense
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