I think I just saw someone hide a body.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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