Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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