And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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