what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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