Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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