turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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