You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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