haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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