At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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