I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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