I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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