Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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