You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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