I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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