never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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