ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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