The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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