What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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