Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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