Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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