i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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