it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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