I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
