oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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